102 Things Guys Need to Know About Girls

102 Things Guys Need to Know About Girls
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THINGS 1

Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL make you fool!

THINGS 2

Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your back if you end up hurting her.

THINGS 3

Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.

THINGS 4

If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

THINGS 5

Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

THINGS 6

Every girl should eventually get three THINGS from her boyfriend — a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts , and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

THINGS 7

Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely. We GIRLS think that’s really cute and sweet.

THINGS 8

If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the hell out of him.

THINGS 9

If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

THINGS 10

Never ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so cute” or something, never make any gestures back.

THINGS 11

Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

THINGS 12

If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

THINGS 13

Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.

THINGS 14

Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and rest of your life will be a living hell.

THINGS 15

Don’t drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

THINGS 16

You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn’t have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.

THINGS 17

Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

THINGS 18

Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

THINGS 19

Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

THINGS 20

Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

THINGS 21

Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don’t take the little THINGS for granted.

THINGS 22

No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a bad person. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea.

THINGS 23

It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.

THINGS 24

If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.

THINGS 25

You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not.

THINGS 26

We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

THINGS 27

We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.

THINGS 28

Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.

THINGS 29

Show off a little, we think it’s cute.

THINGS 30

You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.

THINGS 31

You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

THINGS 32

We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.

THINGS 33

“Fine” NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

THINGS 34

Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you. Don’t obsess over that.

THINGS 35

I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.

THINGS 36

I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.

THINGS 37

When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

THINGS 38

You look hot in sexy clothing items. Always!

THINGS 39

You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever!

THINGS 40

Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man enough to ask us out to our face, who says you’re gonna be man enough to be our boyfriend at all.

THINGS 41

Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.

THINGS 42

I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.

THINGS 43

When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

THINGS 44

You’re hot when you’re shaving, fixing tips, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

THINGS 45

Girls need to hear how you feel about them often. Tell her now!

THINGS 46

A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you–and for you to recognize this and tell her.

THINGS 47

If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking….

THINGS 48

We like it when you tell us what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself. It’s cute.

THINGS 49

It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, readÖ

THINGS 50

For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.

THINGS 51

We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are not the one, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don’t ruin it.

THINGS 52

You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you won’t get her.

THINGS 53

Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm musclesÖ well, it’s hot. We’ll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.

THINGS 54

When you compliment us, we aren’t sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.

THINGS 55

WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think its bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.

THINGS 56

We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don’t like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.

THINGS 57

But don’t be obsessive. Major turn-off.

THINGS 58

Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!

THINGS 59

BE HONEST!

THINGS 60

Don’t ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.

THINGS 61

At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.

THINGS 62

If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we’re spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.

THINGS 63

We like it when you hold us when we’re crying. It’s good to feel loved and safe.

THINGS 64

Don’t go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.

THINGS 65

Don’t tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don’t say it back, it’s just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don’t say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.

THINGS 66

We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.

THINGS 67

We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.

THINGS 68

We like it when you’re tender, but don’t lose your masculinity.

THINGS 69

Do chivalrous THINGS when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).

THINGS 70

As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We’re not going to see you and think, ‘I wonder what his personality is like!’ Terrible, but true.

THINGS 71

If we love you, and you are hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.

THINGS 72

We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It’s adorable! Don’t think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.

THINGS 73

Don’t play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.

THINGS 74

If you don’t call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don’t like you anymore.

THINGS 75

We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.

THINGS 76

We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.

THINGS 77

When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.

THINGS 78

If guys do the same as girls , tell her what song reminds you of her.

THINGS 79

Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you’re talking about sports, be like “Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today.”It totally throws us off, and we love it.

THINGS 80

Ask us about how we’re doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.

THINGS 81

If we’re not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

THINGS 82

Play with our hair without being like a hairstylist.

THINGS 83

We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don’t just do it and then never do it again. Bad, bad, bad!

THINGS 84

Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don’t be awkward. That’s bad!

THINGS 85

We will always feel bad if we don’t like you back. Not all girls are bad, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

THINGS 86

OK, so some girls are just that and they like rejecting boys, but we are not. Better?

THINGS 87

If we say “Let’s just be friends”, we really mean it. Don’t keep trying to pursue us, and don’t say ok and then ignore us. That’s just mean and horrible.

THINGS 88

It’s adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.

THINGS 89

If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.

THINGS 90

After you find your dream girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.

THINGS 91

Get to know your dream girl always and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.

THINGS 92

Not all blondes are bad. Some are cool.

THINGS 93

Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.

THINGS 94

In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.

THINGS 95

Girls fantasize too, its just not always about the final relation.

THINGS 96

We girls give you guys’ code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you.

THINGS 97

If you’re jealous, it may bad for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.

THINGS 98

If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she’s embarrassed by what you’re saying.

THINGS 99

Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a mythÖÖ sometimes.

THINGS 100

If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.

THINGS 101

OK, so some girls are just that and they like rejecting boys, but we are not. Better?

THINGS 102

If we say “Let’s just be friends”, we really mean it. Don’t keep trying to pursue us, and don’t say ok and then ignore us. That’s just mean and horrible.

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