Things # 1
Guys don’t actually like misbehaving as much as they say they do, even though they have final relation with them!
Things # 2
“Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” are two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
Things # 3
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
Things # 4
Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
Things # 5
Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile, it’s usually more important than the body.
Things # 6
Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
Things # 7
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest, ,
Things # 8
A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to; if a guy knows a girl likes him but doesn’t like her he still wants to be the only guy she talks to.
Things # 9
Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
Things # 10
Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend, unless it’s negative, then it’s cool.
Things # 11
Guys get jealous very easily, even if they don’t show it.
Things # 12
Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.
Things # 13
Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!… ugh… never mind…” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. ,
Things # 14
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. ,
Things # 15
Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. ,
Things # 16
Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
Things # 17
Guys are very open about themselves if you just ask.
Things # 18
It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.
Things # 19
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
Things # 20
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice unless he asks for it.
Things # 21
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Poking, light pushing, blocking your way and random high 5’s are tell signs.
Things # 22
Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
Things # 23
Guys will brag about anything if you don’t tell them not to.
Things # 24
Guys use words like buff or cute to describe girls. ,
Things # 25
Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
Things # 26
Guys love it when girls wear their clothes (jacket, hat, etc.) especially if it’s a girl they like, they will often let them wear it in unreasonable circumstances like the pouring rain.
Things # 27
Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
Things # 28
Try to be as straightforward as possible, if you like a guy, just tell him, they’ll usually be flattered. ,
Things # 29
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.
Things # 30
If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
Things # 31
No matter how much guys talk about girl’s figure, personality is the key.
Things # 32
Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience, you’re NEVER going to meet Mr. Darcy.
Things # 33
Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
Things # 34
If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
Things # 35
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
Things # 36
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and talk to me.”
Things # 37
Guys don’t really have final decisions.
Things # 38
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
Things # 39
If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.
Things # 40
When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he’s definitely thinking something.
Things # 41
Guys like femininity not feebleness.
Things # 42
Guys like not be jealous after coming back from the office.
Things # 43
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
Things # 44
Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
Things # 45
Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
Things # 46
Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
Things # 47
Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
Things # 48
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
Things # 49
A guy would give his max brain to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
Things # 50
No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
Things # 51
Not all guys are bad. Just because ONE is doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us. Quit assuming.
Things # 52
We don’t like girls who are too skinny.
Things # 53
Guys love anything you wear. Really, don’t continuously ask them how you look every time you wear something.
Things # 54
. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you’re getting into before making out with a guy…like whether it’s a one time deal or not…
Things # 55
Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to, it may not seem right but trust me ,
Things # 56
Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit, we’re not the greatest nor the smartest at doing Things right. ,
Things # 57
When a guy doesn’t touch you flintily a lot, but smiles at you a lot and makes eye contact a lot, ,
Things # 58
Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
Things # 59
Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it… it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
Things # 60
Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.
Things # 61
If a guy tells you to dump your boyfriend, he’s being a twat, ,
Things # 62
No matter how much they complain (if they do), guys actually like it when girls lean on them.
Things # 63
Guys relate a lot of Things to physical relationships… a joke, a slip of the tongue, a giggle, a yawn, a stretch, whatever…its stupid but true.
Things # 64
If you add a guy on Myspace or Facebook and you don’t know him…chances are he’ll assume its because you’re attracted to him.
Things # 65
If a guy acts like a moron sometimes and doesn’t trust you, it might be because he has been badly hurt in the past and is afraid to open up again.
Things # 66
Just because a guy isn’t holding/kissing you, doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to, you might just need to initiate it.
Things # 67
All guys want to make you happy (unless they’re fool or abnormal), some just don’t know how…so help them out.
Things # 68
Most guys just naturally prefer a girl with a bit of curve.
Things # 69
Guys are just as self conscious and insecure as girls; we also fear rejection, the guy who really likes you is the one who will never dare say so.
Things # 70
Boys liked to be talked to. A guy will feel more comfortable around a girl if the girl starts talking to them.
Things # 71
The way a girl moves her body can easily be much sexier than anything she says or does.
Things # 72
Girls: when you slow down with your boyfriend, make sure you give a damn good reason or ,
Things # 73
Every guy has a ‘neeky’ side of him. ,
Things # 74
Guys will always check out other girls, even if we make it less obvious when we’re around you, ,
Things # 75
NEVER EVER kick a guy in the back…seriously. Not even in a fight (play or real) or argument, ,
Things # 76
When a guy is talking to a girl, his intention is to make her laugh. ,
Things # 77
At some point a guy will try to play fight with you. There are two reasons for this: ,
Things # 78
It is very sexy and appealing for a girl to wear a guy’s boxers and shirt. That’s all. We don’t know why that is, but it just is.
Things # 79
Guys don’t like girls who don’t make an effort. If he travels four hours just to see you, appreciate it and don’t admit you wouldn’t do the same, half the time we wouldn’t expect you to anyway!
Things # 80
Guys have standards for what type of girl they want to have. Every girl is the perfect girl for somebody.
Things # 81
Guys don’t like it when girls amplify tips. It’s very annoying.
Things # 82
Even the coolest guys, worry a lot about how they come across, they are probably trying very hard to seem so cool. ,
Things # 83
If a guy is completely, 100% honest with you about Things he’s not to sure/proud of, be grateful, because it can be pretty rare.
Things # 84
Although we do relate many Things to sex, not everything is literally sexual, they like just being close to you too.
Things # 85
Guys only like flirting when they’re single, as soon as their in a relationship, it’s just annoying.
Things # 86
Guys will always be nervous about giving girls presents they like, no matter how close to or comfortable they are around the girl. Your opinion is just too important to him.
Things # 87
Guys are often terrified of a girl they like too much. ,
Things # 88
THE NUMBER ONE RULE: Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
Things # 89
Don’t ever try to make fun out of any serious talks in front of boys, they always feel it very unconscious
Things # 90
Don’t say boys to limit your bike’s speed when he is really enjoying the speeding on the road